He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
so much tequila, so little girl.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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