Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
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