Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
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