I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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