So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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