a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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