Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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