Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
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