Its about making memories worth repressing
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
I have surprise drugs for everyone
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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