The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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