Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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