I don't think brook has ever known best
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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