Christians are straight up FREAKS
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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