please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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