It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
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