a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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