omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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