just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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