I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
You pole danced in your parka.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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