i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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