And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
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