Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Yo dont text me then not text me
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
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