I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
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