so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
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