It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
It's official drugs can't kill me
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
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