i don't like sucking hair
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Randomize
