we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
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