Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
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