she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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