can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
Randomize
