Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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