my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
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