Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
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There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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