Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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