Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
You work out of a Hotel?
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
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