Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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