oh fat girl friday strikes again...
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
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