Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
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