I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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