Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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