At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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