Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
Why did my mother make you get naked?
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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