You're so nebulous sometimes
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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