Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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