Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
Randomize