HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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