Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I don't think brook has ever known best
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I just sneeze out a chunk of leftover pickle I threw up last night. dont you try and tell me your day is going worse
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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