the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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