id be glad to
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Can I color on your dick again?
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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