I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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