My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
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