last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
My new dentist just kinda stared at me when I told him that I used to have partial dentures after breaking 2 teeth while beating the shit out of someone, until I puked them into the toilet and flushed them after getting high and making myself undercooked mac and cheese.
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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