She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
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