Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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