I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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